She makes a great point. We used to have misogyny all to ourselves, then she started horning in on our guy-turf. Back to the kitchen with you Andrea, and for crying out loud would you take off those shoes and get knocked up already. Can’t we at least keep undermining of women’s accomplishments to ourselves?

It depends what you are wearing when you ask him. It’s gotta be the shoes.

Slush-faced mugshot + family eating food during assault + yelling threats at police + no money despite generals pension = household of alcoholics.

We and our network always support the military and bash anyone who even hints at criticizing our soldiers, but ......in this case misogyny trumps jingoistic patriotism.

... I said, tongue firmly planted in cheek. Seriously, society sucks sometimes.

Yes it is. White male preferred. Can’t help it if all us white men are so trustworthy. What’s wrong with the rest of you?

Dear Young and Healthy Americans,

Brett Favre refused to turn over his phone or cooperate with NFL in the then famous “text a picture of your old deflated balls and staff to female Jets staff-gate”. He was fined $50K. No suspensions. Failure to cooperate vis-a-vis not turning over phone. Note: Favre also did not reply to NFL questions vs. Brady…

This stuff can’t be right. God created the universe 6000-7000 years ago without any of this hokum. Bible trivia: God created light and separated light from dark, day from night on day 1. Then on day 4 he created the sun, moon and stars. God truly does work in mysterious (and essentially fucked-up) ways. Exhibit a)…

I was willing to write this off boilerplate athletic confidence babble, but when he added “and I am playing on the best team for the best coach and greatest owner”, then I knew it was time for a mental health checkup.

Since Jim Harbaugh left he NFL, brother John and Pete Carroll have had to up their crazy game by 50% each in order to keep up the overall nutjob flux density. Endorsing Donald Trump is definitely a power move. Well done John.

You just wait, Tiger will make a comeback, any day now.

I might be alone here, but I sort of feel sorry for Carly. Can you imagine taking questions from the audience and getting some shithead who won’t vaccinate their kids because it is made from loch ness moster/sasquatch recombinant DNA? You can try to correct the errors bouncing around under the tin-foil hat: there is…

It is pretty uncool to be willfully ignorant. It is REALLY uncool to make your children unwilling ignorant. Didn’t I read something about a well informed electorate being a prerequisite for democracy or something like that?

Dear Biologists,

These are far from the “Most Intricate” cutting boards. They are also made from larch/juniper (a soft wood whis is much more prone to splitting, nicks and damage) and are over-priced (IMO). Do a YouTube search and you will find a slew of more intricate designs in cutting boards made out of hardwood.

Roger Goodell has determined that this is “tarnishing the shield” and has suspended Tom Brady for the rest of the season. In his statement he assures us all that this is neither arbitrary nor excessive, and is in no way payback for challenging his authority in the ballghazi matter.

Lawyer to Tom Brady: “Good new Tom, another well-known NFL player has come out against Goodell’s arbitrary and excessive punishment.”

That’s not a football fan, that is a process server. “Are you Richie Incognito? Well then I have this subpoena for you. No big deal, just drunk & disorderly and assault and battery this time.”

Guys & Gals,