I love the mother of the bride at the end thinking “Eat your heart out, Abe Lincoln!”

Stephen A. Smith tries to prove that black live do not -in fact- matter by being a black person that we can all do without.

I can’t quite figure it out... would I rather see the reaction of a reporter asking Chris Christie “what do you weigh” or “what do you think of The Daily Mail asking Liz Kendall how much she weighs”.

I get your point, but as I understand it the single greatest predictor of likelihood to commit suicide and/or be depressed is lack of involvement with family and community. So I think my advice is sound in that regard.

... that would be the brown jersey.

Hey you!! Get off my thread! Ha ha ha.

No, I am the guy that learned that there is a lot more to being a man than “getting the most pussy”. You have to be an adult before you can be a man. Grow up..... Or don’t, your call.

Dear Tony,

Imagine the meeting where the junior official comes to the oval office to inform Bush about the rumors and allegations about Cosby:

OK, so Camille = victim, delusional, dutiful, greedy, whatever.

Scenario:

Get ready to call me a racist, bigot, whatever.

Dear World,

I get your point. I think however that Roe V. Wade got the answer largely right. When a fetus becomes viable, around about month 7, the state has a compelling interest in letting that fetus be deilvered unless there is a medical reason not too. Before that, it really has to be a woman’s decision about how much she…

Brilliant. Take a bow.

Hahaha. Wait, but you need to stop limiting my liberty to limit your liberty to limit my liberty. Mind = blown.

Dear America,

Two things I think are great: Boston & teenagers. Even I can not love the stinkpile of a Red Sox team this year.

10 years from now, a conversation overheard in a Queens, NY bar:

Marriage is totally an institution ordained by God. You know, like slavery, concubines and genocide. Things we keep sacred to this day.