I’m not going to pretend I’m an insider of the folkways of big-time high school athletics, where stern-but-warm-hearted authority figures teach boys how to conduct themselves as men, but it seems to me like the St. Anthony’s benchwarmers were treated pretty terribly by Thompson in this story.

I love that I know the joke without even hitting play.

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

As a former MLB player once said (if I remember correctly, it was Bill “Spaceman” Lee in his autobiography “The Wrong Stuff”), the players don’t deserve all that money, but the owners don’t deserve it even more.

It isn’t about “rich vs rich,” it’s “generational wealth in the billions” vs first-time rich guys with a limited earning period. It’s about these billions of dollars coming into MLB and being kept by the billionaires instead of distributed to the talent.

Yeah, but abolish golf anyway.

Giving a caddy 10% of winnings isn’t a contractual matter, it’s a fucking moral matter, something that obviously doesn’t mean anything to you, bootlicker. 

Here’s a cold take: go fuck yourself.

Screw the big dog shows. Agility courses and doggy long jump is where it’s at.

Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

Quick question? Why do we even have human sports? Between this and Rudy the Bulldog it is clear that dog sports are better. 

Also, it has Elisabeth Moss FTW

LOL. Jordan had no problem teaming up with scottie instead of beating him, and he had no problem going out and acquiring hated rival (and one of the most valuable pieces in nba history) dennis rodman. Jordan would have loved to team up with barkley or any of those other guys he could have gotten his hands on, that…

Yeah man giving white girl america Hey Ya really solidified dre’s place in the rap pantheon

I love 3 stacks but the love below wasn’t as good as you think it was

He made a rhetorical point not a threat.

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Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

He died doing what he loved.  Torturing animals.

Yeah no way QBs should worry about CTE!

“The sad thing is that these people, young or old, are just hurting the movement and the chance to make positive change happen, because all they do is turn the middle or people who can be influenced off[.]”

Ah yes the old “your accurately calling things racist/homophobic/transphobic/sexist made me…