My 2016 Colorado is almost exactly the same size as my ‘99 F-150.

Fuck ‘em. All royalty gets Romanoved IMO.

We have employment laws that are in place to protect employees, and we have OSHA that ensure the workers’ safety.

Those poor poor children of Jameson- Tito Ortiz. Mommy has brain worms and daddy has brain damage.

An evergreen bit

Elon Musk should be marooned on Mars without a space suit.

OK, boomer.

On the one hand, what the student said really was catty an uncalled for.

This sounds absolutely fascinating and also something I (clumsy, old, with little gaming time) will find completely frustrating and unplayable.

I’m gonna have to stick to getting slaughtered by tweens in COD. 

Nothing else Benioff has ever touched has been good

Has he ever umpired a game where Trevor Bauer started and can we get a deep dive on his calls in that one?

Instead of the alphabet, he liked to spell out YEAH JEETS with his tongue.

A very rough estimate that held true when I was waiting tables - a server will walk out with 10-15% of their night’s gross sales after tip-outs (which can eat up 3-5% of gross sales).

I have my doubts that eliminating some rookie league teams would have any impact on “interest in baseball.” Interest travels the other direction - people go see the Bumfuck Dodgers because of the Dodgers connection. Otherwise independent minor leagues would be far more successful than they are now. 

Fuck the half too. Full inch or nada, round appropriately.

I’d demand an extra $20mn to live in Sacramento too.

I’ve never watched an entire wrestling match but in all the AEW videos Deadspin posts, the action seems worse than in the WWE - like they’re visibly slowing down when they come together for a move, the other wrestler in the first one is already halfway to the ground when Darby backflips off the top rope.

Is this a…

What Darth said - juicing the balls works twofold for them: pitchers look worse on paper, “so why pay <pitcher X> when any Joe Schmoe can give up 2.5 HR/9?” and yet “why pay <hitter Y> when any Jimmy Schmoe can hit 30HR?”

Just need to gargle a shot of Rumple before and after eating butt.

Honestly, I’ve never had mac and cheese that I like better than Kraft blue box. The most loved family recipe, the fanciest restaurant - they’re fine but “cheese on pasta” is never a mind blowing experience to me. I’d rather just have the industrial chemicals and neon visual.