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1/10/20
1:15 AM
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We have employment laws that are in place to protect employees, and we have OSHA that ensure the workers’ safety.

12/3/19
12:19 AM
3

Those poor poor children of Jameson- Tito Ortiz. Mommy has brain worms and daddy has brain damage.

11/1/19
5:11 PM
1

This sounds absolutely fascinating and also something I (clumsy, old, with little gaming time) will find completely frustrating and unplayable.

I’m gonna have to stick to getting slaughtered by tweens in COD. 

10/23/19
11:18 PM
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Has he ever umpired a game where Trevor Bauer started and can we get a deep dive on his calls in that one?

10/19/19
3:04 PM
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A very rough estimate that held true when I was waiting tables - a server will walk out with 10-15% of their night’s gross sales after tip-outs (which can eat up 3-5% of gross sales).

10/19/19
12:21 AM
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I have my doubts that eliminating some rookie league teams would have any impact on “interest in baseball.” Interest travels the other direction - people go see the Bumfuck Dodgers because of the Dodgers connection. Otherwise independent minor leagues would be far more successful than they are now. 

10/17/19
5:24 PM
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I’ve never watched an entire wrestling match but in all the AEW videos Deadspin posts, the action seems worse than in the WWE - like they’re visibly slowing down when they come together for a move, the other wrestler in the first one is already halfway to the ground when Darby backflips off the top rope.

Is this a Read more

10/17/19
2:13 PM
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What Darth said - juicing the balls works twofold for them: pitchers look worse on paper, “so why pay <pitcher X> when any Joe Schmoe can give up 2.5 HR/9?” and yet “why pay <hitter Y> when any Jimmy Schmoe can hit 30HR?”

10/15/19
1:47 AM
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Honestly, I’ve never had mac and cheese that I like better than Kraft blue box. The most loved family recipe, the fanciest restaurant - they’re fine but “cheese on pasta” is never a mind blowing experience to me. I’d rather just have the industrial chemicals and neon visual.

10/11/19
6:59 PM
1

This is going to be an incredible sight when the distracted jet ski dealership owner driving it cuts me off in traffic.