better red than dead
better-red-than-dead
1/10/20
1:15 AM
26

We have employment laws that are in place to protect employees, and we have OSHA that ensure the workers’ safety.

1/9/20
10:27 PM
9

Hello! I’m interested to hear an anti-UAW argument! Or an anti-union argument in general! This comment is neither.

11/1/19
4:11 AM
38

Sounds great and all, but having to rock a baby to sleep and not being able to carry everything you need sounds a little too close to home to enjoy.

10/21/19
10:46 AM
436

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

10/20/19
11:46 AM
62

Maybe you should form a union and stop bitching about people fighting for what they deserve!

10/17/19
1:21 PM
36

If everyone is an offensive powerhouse then there are no more superstars and you don’t have to pay superstar salaries.

10/14/19
12:42 PM
132

My ex-wife hated casual-dining places not because the food was reheated or any of that but because “if we’re gonna eat fast food, let’s just go to Del Taco and pay fast food prices instead of spending $40.”

10/12/19
1:23 PM
162

Yes, really. The point of choosing this course, of getting together a team to give him favorable conditions that are all but categorically impossible in an open race, intentionally creating better-than-ideal conditions is to see if, even under those constraints, a marathon under 2 hours was at all possible. When you Read more

10/9/19
3:30 PM
74

This is stupid. If you’re claiming that you’ve never in your life told anyone anything you would feel uncomfortable later finding in the pages of a tabloid, you’re a liar.

10/6/19
4:23 PM
68

I know that the Braves are young and fun and St. Louis is Public Enemy #1 in the Deadspin style guide, but as a Giants fan who will thus almost certainly* be cheering for the winner of this series against the Bums in the next round, I would very much rather align myself with the humorless smug fartsniffing Cardinals Read more

10/3/19
11:52 AM
253

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

9/24/19
6:35 PM
17

Biden lost every presidential race he attempted and only was chosen as VP to assuage the anxieties of white folks who couldn’t quite stomach voting for a black man named Barack Hussein Obama. Read more

9/24/19
1:55 PM
18

I went with a coworker to see 50 Shades of Grey after it had already been in the theater for quite a while. So the showing was mostly just hate watchers and the vaguely curious. There’s a scene where the protagonist of the movie asks, “And what do I get out of this?” and a women in the theater yelled out, “ASSAULTED!” Read more

9/24/19
7:34 AM
44

I remember exactly what point in the movie that was. That young lady in your theater is a goddamn hero.

9/20/19
2:01 AM
146

I was all in on him a few weeks ago when he was being an asshole to other football men and football watcher guys were losing their shit about what a nutcase they thought he was. Read more

9/5/19
10:48 AM
311

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.