Sounds great and all, but having to rock a baby to sleep and not being able to carry everything you need sounds a little too close to home to enjoy.
And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because
and I can’t emphasize this enough
I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS
Yes, really. The point of choosing this course, of getting together a team to give him favorable conditions that are all but categorically impossible in an open race, intentionally creating better-than-ideal conditions is to see if, even under those constraints, a marathon under 2 hours was at all possible. When you… Read more
This is stupid. If you’re claiming that you’ve never in your life told anyone anything you would feel uncomfortable later finding in the pages of a tabloid, you’re a liar.
I know that the Braves are young and fun and St. Louis is Public Enemy #1 in the Deadspin style guide, but as a Giants fan who will thus almost certainly* be cheering for the winner of this series against the Bums in the next round, I would very much rather align myself with the humorless smug fartsniffing Cardinals… Read more
How about people stop being racist little shitheads?
I hope you don’t have a black cat!
I went with a coworker to see 50 Shades of Grey after it had already been in the theater for quite a while. So the showing was mostly just hate watchers and the vaguely curious. There’s a scene where the protagonist of the movie asks, “And what do I get out of this?” and a women in the theater yelled out, “ASSAULTED!”… Read more
I remember exactly what point in the movie that was. That young lady in your theater is a goddamn hero.