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Hell would freeze over before Kamala Harris gives up being Senator from California for the next 40 years for anything less than the Presidency.

Being VP is basically a death knell for one’s Presidential ambitions (HW Bush being the only VP directly elected to President without a death post-Civil War, throw in Nixon

most progressive state in America

You could make this argument about basically every rich person - why the fuck hasn’t Warren Buffett been retired to a private island sipping mai tais since he became a billionaire almost 40 years ago, etc.. 

Because he’d lose. Cornyn is scum but doesn’t inspire the same visceral hate as Ted Cruz - and he’s competently evil, actually shows up for votes, does the work of being a Senator. Cornyn is the kind of bastard who has the institutional support to stay in the Senate until he decides it’s time to quit.

When I was a kid Morganna and Phil Rizzuto were signing at a baseball card show - for some reason it was just one line, them sitting at the same table.

Players should be paid their worth - they deserve, at bare minimum, 50% of the revenue generated by the game. Currently, the only way that happens is through monster free agent deals.

So let’s pay players their worth - starting in the minors. Livable wages from half-season rookie ball on up, double or triple the major

As a non-football fan in a football city, there already is spring football - 24/7 fucking coverage of every offseason move, the draft, mini camps, training camp, coach drama, will my elderly sex pest owner finally relinquish control to his failson/daughter drama.

If I’m a football fan I don’t need more actual games, I

MLBUA is the cop union of the sports world.

Oh thank god, the headline made me think Dunst had gone full Essential Oils in real life.

Simone Giertz is great, one of the few professional Youtubers who shouldn’t be sent to a gulag.

That may be, but if there’s one thing we know about child actors, it’s that in ten years any one of us is likely to be living a much, much better life.

Oughta have a damn stewardess on it.

131 pitches playing for free makes me cringe, though. College baseball coaches love ruining a good arm.

Relocating a proven racist teacher to a school that’s almost 90% Latinx. Genius.

If we guillotined the CEO of every Fortune 500 company, how many times would we have to do it before people stopped trying to get the job? I think it’s a minimum of 10 rounds - after each mass execution, there would be some scumbag Senior Executive VP at each ready to roll the dice.

Harry Kane has the English version of Eli Manning’s dumbface. 

PLAY BALL

Where people live should “control the federal elections.”

Arguments about the irrelevance to small states in national elections is bullshit anyway - they’re already irrelevant because most are locks one way or another... as are most of the big states. In a direct election, candidates need your votes whether you’re a

Well no, its how it was designed to be to prevent the small densely populated area’s from dictating how the geographic majority of the country functions.