I hope she doesn’t get ringworm from writhing around on that floor.

Because Amazon controls a huge chunk of market share, the company wields immense power over the sellers on its platform—everything from reportedly pushing brands to change their packaging

Given all the monstrous and horrible shit he’s done, this is firmly in the amusing category. Fuck it, let Presidents give out fake sports awards all the time.

I want to see President Warren give Harvard’s football team a fake championship trophy.

Sumo is a real sport, dumbass.

The process makes complete sense - a respectable figure like Shapiro (or the lobster professor or god knows how many other people who’ve appeared on Joe Rogan’s podcast) is a perfect gateway to the hard right.

Shapiro is as racist as anyone else in that milieu, he’s just not anti-Semitic and he codes his rhetoric…

As awful as Musk is, he has proved incredibly useful in providing a way to easily identify credulous morons. 

I don’t see how this is possible - how can a blotter tab hold enough MDMA or amphetamines to even reach active dose amounts.

I haven’t been to a dog night, please tell me that between innings they take some good boys out on the field to chase balls from one foul pole to the other.

Take that design, shrink it into a normal fastback/hatchback form factor, make it the 944 for a new generation. (of course there’s no reason to do that but it would look great)

This is stupid. If a woman isn’t attracted to shorter men, how is she supposed to magically fix that?

It also works the opposite way - an OKCupid date’s profile said 5'10" but standing barefoot she was obviously a little taller than me at 6'. After we’d been dating a few weeks I asked her about that - she said that if…

In the first few pages of the book, the elderly dog is laying in a puddle of his own urine as I recall.

It sounds like he’s doing Ben Affleck’s Batman.

An ex-girlfriend liked me read to her in bed, she had a dog who was her favorite thing in the world, I saw a high star rating on Amazon and that it was about a dog and bought it without reading any more details.

Except it’s not. Labour have pandered to the Youth vote for the last 9 years and look where they are. Still in second place and losing just about every election that comes up.

I love baseball, but I’m also morbidly impatient to see what happens when MLB’s golden goose of cable money finally dies.

I wish more than anything I could go back and make a documentary about the lives of my junior high football coaches. They were all bizarre in a singular way with no overlap and none of them were teachers moonlighting, at most they had makework classes like teaching intro to computers (in 1993).

I’m not sure anything…

I mostly think this show is garbage and have only watched it because I’ve got a borrowed HBOGo account anyway. If this bullshit ends in any way other than Arya fucking up Khaleesi after she unleashed the Rape of King’s Landing, fuck this whole show.

There’s also the fact that Murray is very likely going to be the day 1 starter for the Cardinals because of the Josh Rosen trade

Society could value the hell out of that but no one would want to watch the World Series of Commitment and Discipline.

I hate HOAs, but short of giving ourselves a massive commute, they’re virtually inescapable in Texas metro areas.