No one has as many cool Onion bits about them. The Hard Times is working to get “Fugazi Capitalism” Beto into that same meme-space but Crazy Uncle Joe Biden is still the king.

Democrats haven’t won the white vote since Southern Strategy realignment and Clinton was the last one to come even vaguely close. Hillary won essentially the same percentage of whites as Obama 2012 and Gore/Kerry/Obama ‘08 were only a few percentage points off of those two performances.

Incorrect. Hillary lost in large part because she didn’t motivate minority turnout to the same extent as Obama.

Attempting to steal a GOP demographic (old crackers) doesn’t work - they just vote for the Republican anyway.

Almost-instant read meat thermometers are cheap now, no reason to poke and hope anymore. 

counterpoint to counterpoint: “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” is dope and should replace all other national songs, bonus points if we slip in “John Brown’s Body” sometimes.

No other country ever had a 9/11, either.

I was at Barnes and Noble a decade ago and an old guy was standing in the magazine section with a Playboy and a hand furiously working in his pocket.

when players whose performance was close to that of an average (white) player were allowed to remain in the big leagues

Influencers are a vital component of modern-day marketing and no product can survive without having a good influencer marketing strategy.

Heaven forbid he develop another talent or interest in college that could be a less physically risky method of generating millions with

Anyone who is not Steve Jobs should stay in school, football player or not.

I grew up with the 9-win Mavericks of the early ‘90s so basketball was somewhere below Chechen soccer in my interests until Dirk, Nash and Fin came along. Those teams were so much fun to root for, I didn’t really care if they ever won a ring - but the championship run is my favorite sports event of all time.

Do you know what kills most American children in this age group? Car accidents without car seats, gun violence, child abuse, and drowning. If a person is not screaming about blah blah blah

The day I axed Magic organized play from my shop was a beautiful one. Cardfight Vanguard and Yugioh players are worse in some ways but Magic is by far the most toxic group I’ve encountered. Foulmouthed, horrible attitude, won’t buy anything unless you’re willing to beat the lowest online price, won’t even buy snacks…

Of course the excesses of the 60s and 70s rock icons have to be reconciled against some really awesome music. I think most LA Hair metal from the 80s can safely be discarded with no damage to culture.

mandated split of revenues between players/owners that they want.

Netflix series are the definition of “it was fine.” Rarely offensively bad, almost never worth caring about - barely worth paying attention to. The Order made fine background noise recently while I worked.

Something like the Magicians has so much more spirit, even when it’s not very good, than anything I’ve seen from…

Everyone’s forgotten that one of the main team was credibly accused of sexual assault, I guess?

Exposure to their fanboys on Twitter is enough for me to have a seething hatred.

Good call ditching that baseball career.