Isn’t there some kind of bonus danger to a nuclear exchange because of the altitude? Something about fucking up the ozone layer.

Hughes detailed what an enormous piece of shit he is in his biography.

Lightly following baseball and ignoring all other American leagues until playoff time is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I don’t give a fuck about week 6 of the NFL or January basketball.

I’m going to put them out of business with tugmaps.com for half the price. Suck it, rubmaps!

Not even going back to the 19th century, if you look at the civil rights era, the issue was regional - southern Republicans were firmly anti-civil rights, there just weren’t many of them yet. Outside of the south, Republicans were more likely to vote against civil rights than Democrats were.

You didn’t factor in that people who call bullshit on college athletes’ unpaid labor also generally call bullshit on the 1-and-done rule. If Zion chose to play for free/$50k/whatever at Duke rather than enter the draft then the situation would be different. He wasn’t allowed to make that decision, though.

That’s adorable. If teams could pay players zero dollars they’d still charge you $10 for a Bud Light.

It’s billionaires vs millionaires.

I probably couldn’t run a club worse than Mike Piazza and his wife.

30 Rock and It’s Always Sunny had a baby and that baby was a sociopath. 

What will guys who can’t take viagra because of a heart condition do without golf?

Adams came out of the gate on fire - Whiskeytown was great, the band was good enough to offset Adams’s AOR tendencies. Then he went solo and the first album was good (in large part because of David Rawlings) and after that it’s been piles of shit.

He’s been treated like a genius because of a 5 year run that ended in…

Chris Pratt appears to have the demeanor and IQ of a bright golden retriever, none of this should be a surprise.

If he wasn’t rich and famous he’d be exactly the kind of khaki shorts suburban dad who goes to a hateful church without thinking too hard about it.

1975 is almost 45 years in the past. 90% of the NFL audience can’t remember a game from before 1975. Fuck off, Sully.

Scientology has better music.

Yeah, hearing “roses really smell like poo-poo-poo” it was up there with the first time a friend played Illmatic for me.

Plagued by mediocre performances from the half of Outkast that no one wants to see

Jerry didn’t do anything wrong

ugh, I see I made the right decision

What stupid shit did Cuban say this time? My life as a Mavs fan has been vastly improved by pretending he doesn’t exist.

The two albums before The Blueprint were both #1s and sold almost exactly as much as The Blueprint. That’s a weird way to revive someone’s career.