regular 1964-2019 things
better red than dead
better-red-than-dead
Driving 5 miles under the limit gives you more time to text.
My old roommate brought a guy home, he insisted on stopping for magnums - turns out he was abnormally long but thin and wound up losing a condom inside of her.
He might want to remember the birth of his children, how to drive a car, etc., presumably.
It’s weird, growing up in Dallas Hansen always seemed like the kind of stick in the mud crank who’d worry about the unwritten rules of baseball. Aged woke Hansen turned out to be consistently great.
He’s a halfwit 4Chan edgelord who happens to be worth millions of dollars instead of living in mommy’s basement.
50/50 shot of the game time temp of the 2020 Winter Classic being 80 degrees.
He’s (probably unfairly) going to be labeled a flop in 18 months but Chelsea will sell a bunch of shirts in the US, I imagine.
I did not enjoy my UTI “concept.”
Best first date of my life - we met for lunch on a patio, she had a couple of margaritas, when a bro-dozer drove past rolling coal she stood up and screamed “you’ve got a tiny penis” at it. I fell a little bit in love.
Unfortunately, it turned out that two margaritas was kind of a light appetizer to her daily alcohol…
Apparently coxswains are in the 120 pound range - presumably I fuck up the team’s chances coming in heavier. I think I could lose 120 pounds in 4 years if it was a matter of survival but I also think I might rather be dead.
Perhaps Amazon should pay enough to make his job worth the effort.
“In 1990, Fralic revealed to Sports Illustrated’s Peter King that he had used steroids while at Pitt.”
Looking at that shirtless pic I’m shocked. Shocked, I say!
Fantastic decision on their parts, I skipped through half to two-thirds of each episode after the first season.
Guillotine them all, turn the Broncos into a worker-owned co-op.
So he was busted by a lesser piece of shit who was out to defend garbage human Greg Hardy?
A giant meteor can’t come soon enough.
I didn’t know anything about Indian weddings until a friend of a friend was getting ready to go home for his, which was apparently going to last for a full week or so (wealthy family). On one hand I was jealous because it sounds amazing, on the other it sounds like the most stressful week possible - I wouldn’t even…
Some debts can result in wage garnishment. Even if they can’t, in the interim your credit is ruined - far beyond “oh well, can’t buy a house, wasn’t going to do that anyway” this raises your car insurance rates in many states, makes it more troublesome to rent and a poor credit score can make it more difficult to even…
In the 90s I’d see ads at the back of car magazines for two engine Cadillacs, a V8 Northstar front and back.