So he doesn’t wish his hands after shitting, right?

Evangelicals are hypocrites, sky remains blue.

Buy a Boxster and donate $200k to abortion access funds across the country. You can personally pay for ~400 abortions for women who cannot afford to have one - both a good deed and the greatest possible trolling of the assholes who make up 45% of this country.

That night in Film Appreciation 101 when young Jimmy was introduced to The Graduate...

That sounds like the usual astroturfed anti-union talking points but if you’re real the growth of the American middle class took place at the height of the labour movement - as unions were weakened, weirdly enough, real wages began their long stagnation.

Ah yes, embracing McCarthyism to own the right, well done ya bootlicker.

If my rental car suddenly sprouted golf clubs and a dirty ashtray (and presumably other effluvia) while I went into a store... I think I’d notice something was off.

This POV is adorable and completely unrelated to the real world of restaurant work. You might as well suggest having the lion from Narnia scare these people off.

Without being edited to match the footage, they’re both lame.

Now, someone recut the video to this

If I could live with myself afterward, I’d gin up some kind of controversy for my shop and get the MAGA fuckers in buying shit they don’t need or want to own the libs. I’m not entirely opposed to a good grift, especially when it’s taking money from terrible people.

One of the Chapo Trap House guys jokes about Family Court Warriors all the time and it’s always a little shocking how close that joke is to the truth for a significant portion of the right. 

In a just world, Geithner would be shamed out of society and forced to beg for scraps guillotined after a story like this was published.

Jesus, Greta Van Fleet are the most boring band to ever exist. The only entertainment is seeing what horrible goofy bullshit the singer pulls off with his jazz hands and constipated/orgasming facial expressions.

You don’t read well. The 50-60% number is from wholesalers talking about their freezing practices - including fish being frozen on the boat - followed by several premier sushi chefs in the country talking about how they freeze even the fish they don’t have to freeze.

Again, the FDA requires all fish served raw to be…

I don’t think you read that too closely.

“Food and Drug Administration regulations stipulate that fish to be eaten raw — whether as sushi, sashimi, seviche, or tartare — must be frozen first, to kill parasites. ‘’I would desperately hope that all the sushi we eat is frozen,’’ said George Hoskin, a director of the…

Yes, it is. FDA regs require that fish served raw be frozen to kill parasites.

Getting fired from a MLM scheme is actually an improvement to your life. Paula should have been forced to double down, that’s punishment.

Whether it’s Hawaii or Nebraska, you’re getting frozen fish - you just pay more for it in Nebraska.

Don’t hurt your wrist with that jerk-off motion.

Trout should be the first player to make equity in the team part of his contract. 10 years, 25% of the Giants sounds like a fair deal.