That velour has seen some shit.

My response to the headline: fuck no, I’m not going to do that. I don’t need to be that angry so early in the day.

I actually am shocked, I pay zero attention to college footbaw so I only heard about him when he seemed like Coach Jimmy Buffett at Tech and then the Craig James shit... I thought he was relatively okay for a college coach.

I’ve sort of headbutted someone before - I was pretty drunk, it was taking some extra effort to finish and when I came I blacked out and collapsed forward and hit her on the back of the head with my forehead and we were both down for a second.

I got roped into delivering a load of floor tile in my ‘98 F-150 (with a glorious 200hp V6) once upon a time - not nearly this bad but a serious cant to the rear and the brakes were touchy enough that my sphincter was locked down for the entire trip.

I’m not sure that bragging you’ve made it to almost 12k miles without breaking down is making your case here.

it is difficult to judge closing distances when an oncoming car is travelling faster than you expect them to be

Entry-level luxury sedan is way more “mom mobile” in my eyes than a Kia Soul crossover, GTI hatch or Subaru wagon. Only gets mommier if it’s an entry-level luxury crossover/SUV.

Georgetown is what happens when you remove everything good and interesting about Austin but leave the heat, rich white people and shitty traffic.

Trump has the second-highest ‘party approval rating’ (second to Dubya post-9/11) in modern Presidential history.

Lots of people failing at math in the comments - the tattoos are a decade old at most (given when he went to prison). This is not the distant past, it’s more like ‘yesterday.’

He hasn’t been atoning for shit.

Once again, we don’t have interstate border controls or customs so guns can move without any trouble. Devolving to the states does nothing to solve the problem. Possession was essentially illegal in Chicago and DC prior to Heller and McDonald - didn’t help the gun homicide situation.

Guns are highly restricted in Chicago, to little effect. Unless we institute interstate border controls, this needs to be handled nationwide and ultimately, the needs of one state do not differ from the needs of any other.

“Devolve it to the states” is basically the same attitude as “fuck states who voted for Trump,…

As we’ve seen with Chicago, that doesn’t work. Freedom of movement means you can easily smuggle guns from loose states to strict states without much effort.

Stipulating that people who prefer college football and basketball to professional are half-wit monsters and the reason we wound up living under President Trump. Definitely the most racist fan contingent.

Baseball definitely has the widest variance - from people who whine about showboaters and people who cheer them on…

I’d guess based on her behavior that it was a public drunkenness charge.

He was 27 when this happened.

I feel like I missed out on the golden age for E30s - they were my favorite car in high school in the late ‘90s (and still one of my top body styles) but way beyond my “25 year old F-100 with no heat or air” budget. Now when I idly browse them they’re all ragged to shit and modified by the teenagers of the late ‘00s…

John Wick is the world you get if you give libertarians a cookie.

The guy who started the first petition there: