Okay, and what happens for part-time Uber drivers when Uber mandates you work a shift which conflicts with your main job?

So, uh, did they find a 6'5" professional dancer to partner with Kareem or is this just going to be super awkward with him dancing with a woman two feet shorter?

lol what? I had a 2008 Ram quad cab because of work, moved to a Kia Soul and when I needed a truck again I got the current generation of Colorado. Even the Ram vs Colorado (which is the same size as my ‘90s F-150) is a different world in terms of driving (and parking) much less full size truck vs. mini-truck.

The understatement of his Willie Mays report is my favorite - “The fellow is simply a good hitter.”

The coach is a dipshit for the “nobody should say it” line, but this actually is a teachable moment, rather than the kind of racist act that marks the perpetrators as shitty people (which definitely do exist, age notwithstanding - if you’re a teenager you don’t get a free pass)?

Ta-Nehisi Coates literally had to…

Chicken and watermelon is the standard joke but there’s a whole list that could accompany it - chitlins, collards, etc.. Basically, southern food.

The early-to-mid 90s were the worst for slow dance songs - in my suburban 75% white junior high school, rap/R&B was still scary to parents and authorities. Can’t graze your boner on Suzy’s hip to Ace of Base or Soundgarden.

The one slow dance I clearly remember at my first 7th grade dance (and every one after that) was…

Scripted isn’t the right word for The Grand Tour, repetitive would get closer to the mark.
It’s the same gags and same “problems” over and over.

The latest season of The Grand Tour is/was (I gave up four episodes in) almost unwatchable - all the who-gives-a-shit formula of latter day Top Gear without any of the cool highs of the special trekking episodes. Skip the chatting and the celebrity drivers and it was a watchable but dull 25 minute show. Watchable but…

Establishment liberals bro-ing down with NRO and Breitbart people.

I think I got fucked out of birthright citizenship and they’d never let me emigrate on my own (no money, not even a degree) - my grandmother was born in Canada in the ‘20s, she was still a Canadian citizen when my father was born in the ‘40s but then she naturalized in the late ‘80s and my dad never made a claim on…

This is why you don’t sell a car on a payment plan.

So far as I know, he’s not trying to get anyone to force sanctions on South Korea until they outlaw the practice. He has lived his entire life in a culture that treats some animals as companions and it is completely reasonable to be horrified at the use of those animals for other purposes.

If your mother is killed,…

The underwater effect sounds like being really fucked up on drugs to me - like listening to music in a K-hole.

Ahhhh the ‘90s.

Dogs (and horses and cats) are companion animals in the US. There is nothing irrational about recognizing their status built over hundreds or thousands of years and being horrified with them as a food source.

I hope it works better than the WeVibe - that thing would never stay in place/became a distraction when it shifted but also made for such a tight fit that our lube budget doubled.

Counterpoint: this is hilarious and the Olympics are one giant evil grift so fuck their seriousness.

They should have kept the standing lingus move in the routine, damn it.

The NRA isn’t all that important, they’re a front. The NRA’s lobbying arm and PAC, the ILA, is largely funded separately (by the industry) and even if you swept in a new board of directors and staff the ILA would just uproot and continue on buying politicians.

Oh, I know the history of it (the NRA isn’t exactly wrong pointing to a highly racist component of American gun control history, though they’re just concern trolling). The Mulford Act was driven by Nixon-era racism but in the end it still applied to whites as well.