Houston is a fetid malarial swamp and the Texas Gulf Coast is a series of redneck shitholes masquerading as beach towns.

That... wasn’t a response to anything I said.

People are pinning her on it because she, like all the other centrist Democrats with ambitions for the Presidency (Edwards, Kerry, Biden, so on), voted for it out of craven political expediency and ultimately gave the disastrous and immoral war cover to proceed.

Can’t look soft on terrorism/defense/etc. if you’re…

Your argument regarding Iraq, Kosovo/Libya/Afghanistan would make sense if the argument that Clinton had “voted for any war” - but it’s not and Bernie hasn’t said anything of the sort.

Was it Libya or Yugoslavia that cost hundreds of thousands of lives and trillions of dollars, destabilized an entire region, and led…

If I pulled a tampon out of my pocket (no fanny pack here) and handed it to a stranger whose conversation I had been eavesdropping on, I'd expect to get punched. Possibly maced.

He gets his info from the fact that tobacco advertising on television was prohibited by federal law starting in 1971 and your memory is failing you.

Holy shit. Every so often I think about picking up a couple of the early Xanth novels, but I suspect I’d find them completely unreadable 22 years after the last one I read (Geis of the Gargoyles, apparently).

Now I definitely don’t want to find out that the memories I have of lazy dirty puns and lolboobs are hiding…

I’m never averse to taking shots at crackers, but that’s not one of them. I’m lucky to be a honky with a full, luscious head of hair but my two best friends both had to start shaving in their 20s. Facial hair is a must (again, to avoid looking like a 6' pale dong or Vern Schillinger) and neither chinstraps nor goatees…

I was never a wrestling fan so maybe it’s not that much worse than his heyday but damn does Jim Ross look bad.

Goatee, no, but if you’re a bald white guy a full beard (sometimes a mustache) is pretty much necessary to avoid looking like a penis or a white supremacist.

A little disappointed there’s no mention of throwing a couple of elbows to clear everyone out when you come down.

Grantland Rice died almost 62 years ago. Assuming he wrote until the day he died and his readers were hitting the sports columns at an early age, that makes his youngest fan who read him in newsprint... 70?

I know of him because I was a nerdy kid who was obsessive about boxing and baseball history but I’m going to…

Still, I couldn’t help but imagine how great it would really be if you took off those idiotic running boards, jacked it up a few inches, and threw on some meaty tires. At that point, the Land Cruiser would be unstoppable.

Should have gone with Land Grant

“Two divisions above his usual” against a guy who fights “one weight class above [McGregor’s] usual” at the weight class McGregor was scheduled to fight at... who walks around at the same weight as McGregor anyway.

Two divisions up is a copout.

If anything, this showed that Diaz should try cutting to featherweight and…

Chill the fuck out, Ned Flanders

Dos Anjos would have beaten him down silly - really, any of the top lightweights would and maybe a couple of prepared 145 wrestlers.

I know some people who “use e-cigs” to help quit- they’re not douchebags. Every “vaper” I see in public is blowing giant clouds of foul-smelling residue with racist names like ‘thug juice.’

Remember the pod of Juggalos in your high school? They’re vapers today.

People “confuse private industry with crony public-private partnerships” because the latter are what exist, whereas the clean and pure first world libertarian “private industry” is only slightly less mythical than the anarchist’s non-hierarchal utopia.

I've seen plenty of dickhead 911s on highways around Dallas. No GT3s that I've noticed, but more than a couple of Turbos.