No one buying a pet would buy it - the pig would be used as a breeder. I don’t know what happens to stud pigs past their prime, but I imagine it involves being turned into sausage.

When you’re the child of Hollywood royalty and your career peaks as a Californication sex-object/love-interest, that does not speak well of your abilities as a performer.

IIRC, Natalie Portman was more believable as a stripper.

College football is a fucking cancer.

I’m sure he’s a really nice guy, but you need to seriously question your future with someone who takes Rogan’s band of wannabe-Tim O’Leary’s and evolutionary psych bullshit artists seriously. You might accidentally procreate!

I’ll cop to listening to the podcast when someone like Bas Rutten is on (because Bas is…

I’m not a 55-year old divorcée with bad taste.

Long term, this might be a good thing - a wedge between techbro billions (Musk, all the Uber/etc. investors and so on) and 20th century ‘old money.’ As long as we’re going to be serfs to our billionaire masters, they could at least disagree on some shit.

I went through this early last year in a less serious and cruelly malicious manner. I tried to type out the situation but it’s hard to explain exactly what happened - basically, friend for years with occasional drunken flirtation ramps things up, professes her love then dials back, does it again while talking about…

My insurance agent told me that if I decided to wrap my personal car as an advertisement for my small business even though I wouldn’t be using it for business, I’d need to insure it as a commercially-used vehicle.

In my experience, relatively few “premium seat” ticket holders paid for their tickets at all - I feel like way more than half the good seats at the stadiums I’ve been to (based on the little seatback plaques where applicable) have been owned by businesses and given out to employees/clients.

Obesity doesn’t really explain one airline seat issue - shoulder space. My biggest beef with economy-class flying is coming out of it with back pain from torquing myself toward the aisle so that I don’t rub shoulders and elbows the whole flight.

The Lexus LX isn’t so much the car of “I’ve made it” as the car your 25 to 30-year old second wife buys after she has twins from your frozen sperm.

Um... how is Jerruh the “new guard” when he bought his team several years before the old guard’s Jerry Richardson?

At least no one came down with norovirus?

He might not be good enough for that, luckily - you let the garbage humans who can play ride that merry go-round. Career backup talent, you just wind up signing A&M jerseys for meth.

Low-mid 30s probably isn’t feasible. I just bought a 4x4 Colorado (Z71, but that’s not really a premium over the LT with a couple of options) for $33k, almost $4k under sticker. Throw in the extra roof and stuff and you’re looking at $40k for this, I bet. That’s probably why it isn’t in the US.

In his defense on this front, when his daughter was born Harley Quinn was much less of a creepy fantasy object than she’s become in the last couple of years.

Not a fan of Musk or musk, for the record.

They didn’t PROVIDE DINNER AT DINNER TIME? The humanity, the humanity.

I’m not a fan of musk but this guy sounds like a case of raging entitlement.

That’s a life of easing constant anxiety. Wasn’t a positive test last week, not a positive test this week, cool.

Serious question - why is it so uncommon for women to regularly take pregnancy tests?