Based on my knowledge of musicals about strippers, a versatile woman is one who can do old tricks and new tricks.

I’m so bummed that my glossybox hasn’t come in yet. It’s my first one, and I know their shipping can be a bit weird, but it sort of takes the excitement out of things to get it a month after everyone else.

I mean, you knew what could happen when you left the house. Take some responsibility for you actions.

Basically. And despite her ‘flip flopping’, I feel much more confident that I know what kind of president she would be, as opposed to, say, Rand Paul.

This whole discussion is so for me. I’m 5’0” and do fine on puddle jumpers, but if the row is three seats deep, the bins are usually a lot further away from the aisle, and I feel like I’m definitely going to drop a suitcase on someone’s head.

I grabbed this from some more of the court documents that someone posted, but essentially: her husband is in jail, she got arrested near the jail with her child, an AK, a .45, and survival tools. She’s suing the State basically for wrongful imprisonment of her husband, but it was dismissed because he did not sign the…

Women. We’re emotionally intelligent, yet we only date jerks and overlook all the nice guys who would treat us right.

I mean, Michelle, if you want to get raptured, certainly don’t let me stand in your way.

I prefer Anna Kendrick’s stint as a kpop idol:

This was amazing and I loved it, but the people being super serious and like "you shouldn't force anyone into marrying you!!!" are like totally bumming me out.

What do you see as the FLOTUS’ legacy in the feminist cannon?

Personally, I use the term hot take exclusively to refer to moralistic judgments about the performance of sports teams/athletes. And I always follow it up with “bro”.

Yessssssssssssssss. Also, Strictly Ballroom is the best ever ever Baz Luhrmann movie and anyone who doesn’t agree is stupid and wrong and stupid.

Also came here to ask that same thing.

Also, if you can’t tell a seagull from a sparrow, and you do not have any mental or physical qualities that would totally prevent you from doing so, learn to tell a seagull from a sparrow cuz they’re basically completely different.

GOP, why not just cut out the middleman and make it mandatory for all poor people to be fitted with a device that gives them an electric shock if they ever feel so much as a tiny bit of happiness?

I am making this crochet along afghan - http://www.lookatwhatimade.net/crafts/yarn/cr…

I only crochet, so that makes sense. Simply soft is my go-to cheap worsted weight. Feels nice, but is annoyingly splitty - for my current nutso afghan project, that doesn’t matter much. I didn’t even know there was a making subblog! I want to go to there now.

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It's terrible but I understand how they justify it to themselves. Anyone who has sex while being given an abstinence only education is clearly just an irredeemable no good slutty slut. If you start to teach kids how to have safe sex, then you are introducing ideas that will taint the chaste purity ball saintly types.…