For me, I'm fat, and within a 5% confidence level, I think me and the world are pretty much on the same page on how fat I am. Most of the time, I feel like that's the only thing the world would notice about me anyway.

Maybe someone multiracial. Chinese and white of course; someone who was chinese and black would be “so unrealistic”. Also, white people will complain that there’s no one white in the cast, so it’s not actually diverse.

I think it's just that really big, well-maintained compost piles get a lot hotter than your backyard compost, so they can take all sorts of stuff.

I feel like under eye circles and under eye bags are different. Eye circles is dark raccoon-y patches, which I have and hate, and the bags are things some people just naturally have, and is what people use tape to create. In Korea they call it aegyo sal, and the theory is that it makes you cute and youthful looking,…

BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's still fucking abandonment.

I was adopted as an infant, and my adoptive parents are really amazing, but I still had/have serious abandonment issues. This was always my worst fear: I'd sit in the car while my mom was in the store for 5 minutes, thinking what would happen if mom didn't come back, and then what if the police came and took me home…

Right? Like how could they have possibly made this movie if Lily James had a >20" waist?

He kind of seems like a bad guy, actually.

What can I say, I've always had a good eye for the rhetorical strategies of bigoted jerks.

I mean, clearly the founding fathers never meant for women or minorities to be in Congress, so the Constitution requires says that any laws passed by women or minorities is completely null and void.

With 80% of Congress being white men, no bill can even pass without a majority of its supporters being white men.

And, honestly, you probably couldn't pay me enough to eat Wisconsin lobster.

In fact, they should probably not talk to women either. Just maintain a 1/2 mile buffer zone between themselves and any potential women. For their own safety, or course.

wait. Pointing oot the obvious?

Is Giuliana just working out of a book of mad libs for his comments? Because there's really no connection between what he seems to be complaining about and the actual insults he's using.

Good! the Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Gonorrh-eve!

This is what I'm talking about when I say that a lot of people who claim to be fiscally conservative are really just morally conservative on economic issues.

how on earth do people not know how math tests are graded subjectively? The last two objectively graded math tests I took were the SAT and my 6th grade pre-algebra final. Every test I've taken since then has graded based on the process used, and the correct answer.

Or, "Stop electing representatives that hire racist assholes, American people"