Those are not tough guy tats. Those are a textbook example of non-offensive, safe white-boy tattoos. They trigger the “omg what a tough guy” response in middle classers, especially suburbanites. They produce music that is exactly like them, milquetoast, and rely on a fanbase that doesn’t know any better to get people…

Here’s what I don’t get. Maroon 5's music is about as edgy and challenging as a Fluffernutter sandwich with glass of 1% milk. And yet, this Levine wanker acts like he’s Mike Ness or Henry Rollins or something. Dangerous Mr. Tough guy hitting you with one feather after another. Pat Boone has harder music than this…

No, she only sounds ‘stupid’ if you have white supremacist ideals of English language usage. Because it’s a living language with multiple colonized cultures participating in the growth of the language her usage is no less valid than that of an upper middleclass suburbanite’s, nor an Australian aboriginal’s, nor the…

I think it’s interesting to see people’s reaction to her accent and vocabulary choices. She IS educated, if not via a standard, completed degree. Autodidacts like her can have more in-depth information on the subject of their choice than an average Master’s degree holder, but the drawback is they can miss whole chunks…

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

Screw it. This still sounds good and my “friends” need to leave anyway.

So her “escalations” were stop acting like a child (a correct observation) and some comment about not having a ring (again about as innocuous as trash talk from a fan could get). None of this should provoke a professional athlete to continue to harp on the subject for more than 5 minutes, let alone 24 hours. I don’t…

I see quite a few “she started it” comments. Did she technically “start” things? Yes. But lets get real. She’s a fan and she said the guy was her least favorite player on twitter. By the standards of things fans say on twitter, this is like a fucking negative -8 on the Richter scale. There is no reason in the world a…

How does someone “doesn’t seem Asian” in a comment? Seems to me like you have a preconceived notion of “Asian”, and that notion is assuming a lot

I feel like if you can cobble together classic literature and wildlife websites into actual romance novels, you’ve at least got a skill at editing that should be recognized. 

This may be an unpopular opinion, but you are allowed to be shitty in private sometimes.  None of us is perfect all of the time.  Katy Perry is under no obligation to make her rape public to help Kesha but it’s also totally valid for Kesha to feel frustrated and a little hurt that Perry won’t confirm her experiences,…

“He knew he could put it on anything and they’d buy it”

In that case, I hope you do the same with, nuns, monks, other clergy, people who wear crosses, women in heels or makeup, shaved legs or armpits. Hell, I hope you post up to yell at women going into salons and bikini waxing places.

I hate that the constant bashing and clamoring of old conservatives actually work and take root in the collective mind. Hillary and now Nancy Pelosi have been made much more unlikable than they really are.

Right. The children have changed. Not your perception of them.

It truly boggles my mind that the argument now is that the children have changed. As if every generation of children hasn’t been the exact same since the dawn of man. My kids are selfish, entitled little narcissists who I would die for. But they are the way they are because that’s how kids are. (Also maybe because I’m…

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

Yeeeeah, I still hold to the fact that since she’s A) something like 98.96% white European and B) has never sincerely engaged with tribal customs or culture until it was politically expedient, it’s still a Team No One situation.