Ah, a for once appropriate use of the phrase, “hold down the fort”.

I read it more as “big boobs but with some visible arm muscles”

Pffff, ordinarily this situation ends with one person taking home a baseball that will either sit in a box in the back of their closet for a decade or get sold on Ebay for $30.

The reality is honestly so much better:

I know I’m in the minority, but I’ve always gotten more of a campy “LOOK WE’VE GOT SEXUAL TENSSSSSSION” vibe from them. My darkhorse theory is that they just like keeping the mystery, because they know the “are they fucking?!” long-running tv show storyline is the best thing they’ve got going for them. (I mean,…

But the most important thing about this Tide Pod thing is that it allows me to look down on other people.

Looking forward to the third movie in the trilogy “Purple Falcon”, starring Emma Watson as a ballerina who eats her family.

Was it “THE JUDGE”?

I mean, I have a bleeding heart and a probably naive take on criminal behavior, and this guy is not one of the ones who is getting the benefit of the doubt. He clearly murdered her, and is desperately making up one story after another. The best thing you can say in his defense is that he clearly has never put any…

Any ideas for a vegan-ish visitor? Meeting a relative in Boston, but only visit occasionally (other than a summer internship awhile ago), and I’m not vegan.

I only meant in the way that preventing the scientists from attending is going to make way more of a stir than whatever “negative” impacts [to the pro....climate change faction] would have been caused by letting them go. This conference was not going to make national news until this happened. This isn’t on some fossil…

They actually live in RI where the conference is, or nearby AFAIK, so travel-budget is not even a factor.

Nah, it’s going to be like “I’m not pardoning any turkeys, Obama pardoned turkeys because he’s soft on crime”

This really seems like a legit crazy thing to say about yourself. Did her agent mix up the “Maria’s post-game talking points” and “sample press release to send to sympathetic news outlets” attachments?

This is great because it doesn’t matter, but I hoping a lot of people are going to get so angry on the internet

...but frequently Asian-Americans are as well.

Ban men from men’s bathrooms!

That’s why he moved the goalposts to “but if THEEEEY say it, why can’t WEEEEEEEE say it?”

“We can’t be sexist, we have a woman friend!”