I frequently irrationally hate people, and then everyone starts irrationally hating them and I'm like "Oh, man, is that how I look? Ugh" and then I stop.

Deleted because I was just being weird and pissy.

Sorry. I think it's just the desire to believe the world is sensible and fair. It's easier to believe that people you like can't do bad things, and that if something bad happens to someone, they must have deserved it. Because otherwise, you realize that awful things can happen to you and the people you love, and…

No, those girls are godless sluts who just want attention and to justify their hundreds of abortions, THESE girls are pure, beautiful snowflake-like student athletes who must be protected.

Aaaaaah, it's too real!

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Totally irrelevant, but Lee Keybum is actually a pretty plausible Korean name.

As people have mentioned, in this context, it's ok, I guess. But Asian salads are always so hilarious to me. Just how Asian are these fresh greens, Applebees? And what is an Oriental Vinaigrette? Is it any vinaigrette that is due east of you?

Hey, you asked for a condom filled with mints, you get a condom filled with mints.

There was something titled like 'urban college baseball tournament' on ESPN a couple years ago - most of the teams were rural HBCUs, but you know, close enough, right?

WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO POUR 10 GALLONS OF KETCHUP ON IT AND EAT IT!

Well, they say they support female empowerment, so clearly, there's nothing more to see here. Just moooooove along, everybody.

BUT YOUR SIGN SAID MY STEAK WOULD BE 1/4 THE SIZE OF A HOUSE! I DEMAND A 500 SQFT STEAK!

Unfortunately, I think the thought process behind people who fat shame is more like "I want to make fun of this fatty, and he/she deserves shame because they are fat."

It's really amazing because I get lectured all the time that no woman will ever be able to play any professional sport with men because men are just biologically taller, stronger, and faster, and that's just how it is, and I should get over it.

If you're going throw out those kinds of accusations, you ought to give people a chance to explain themselves.

I don't feel great about the production as a whole, but god help me, that picture is exactly what I'm into.

God: Wants to people to burn as much oil as possible. Doesn't want dudes to sex other dudes.

It's true that if you're a shitty person who makes light of rape, then you're better off not waiting for societal approval. But you'd be even better off if you were a less shitty person who didn't make light of rape.

Right, and I'm 5'0", so in addition to never having more than 1.5 drinks at a time, I'm going to need to spend another 5 hours in the gym every week and enroll in krav maga classes to have a chance of overpowering even an average sized man. But these are just reasonable suggestions, like locking up your house/car,…