Nice tips, I guess, but I’m still wondering why I would ever attend a party where I don’t know anyone. Did I black out and find myself there when I came to? Was I forced there at gunpoint? Did the party form around me for some reason?

“I don’t like parties. They’re just conventions for things that are too boring to get their own convention. And instead of Joss Whedon, the police show up.” - Abed Nadir

So many words

Many years ago I was at my brother’s high school graduation party. I didn’t know anyone except him, but he was pretty busy with everyone else since it was his party. I ended up finding someone else who didn’t know anyone except him and we started hanging out with each other. Long story short, fast-forward 10 years and…

This is EXACTLY what it means. Middle class means that you can pay for everything. Lower class means you can't. Upper class means that you can afford fancy luxuries like flying vacations and luxury cars.

What a shame. Iris was a decent person and always nice. One of the good things about AA was how organic in nature it was. Dov kept an eclectic circle of people around him in charge of things that helped keep things fresh. Sure some of the people could be jerks but on the whole his crew was made up of a lot of creative…

I just thought, well, one white dude is really in to this, that's good but I was personally annoyed that the show director/producers were obvs like, GET A SHOT OF CHRIS PINE. They got their sensitive white dude shot and we could all forget that the Oscars is a systemically racist bullshit awards show where all the…

For those of you wondering, my husband, Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer and I are doing wonderfully. We've recently welcomed two children, Snap Bracelet and Sticker Earrings and we are just over the moon, me and my husband Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer. Life couldn't be better with him, my real life…

NEVERMIND about most of my previous reply to you.
A helpful translation and link from commenter Little Green Frog (—>here<—) tells that the reporter was saying Michelle Obama herself looks like shes from Planet of the Apes.

To clarify point 'B', does the black friend actually have to be aware of your existence? I ask, because I've known a couple of people claiming to have black friends, when what they meant was that they work in a building that has a black person in it, or they got their car fixed by a black mechanic ("he's really quite…

A lot of questions on the Google about Giggy. People are concerned.

Well, the knife thing seems more based around not slicing your tongue open. Where as the chopsticks-use thing feels like it originates from something like, "Guys, I INVENTED these and you're ALL using them wrong. Gaaaaawd, it's like THIS. THIS. See?"

Europeans will also hold their forks upside down, at least as far as North Americans are concerned.

Fleek is sooo dramble. Like totally skerb. Just the other day I was just fnarging out at my jarbo, you know just blugging around and I thought to myself being on fleek is like the new glerble .

It's funny seeing variations of "I've had no complaints!" posted on this stuff. Because if you have to post it, well, then it was probably an issue at one time or another. Whether you knew about it or not.

I've always half-joked and half-seriously state that all you need to know about the priorities of men and the world of science is that we discovered the Goddamn atom before the clitoris.

Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.