When my first was born I told my husband I'd jump off a cliff if anything happened to her. When we had our second I realized I'd have to stick around for the other if anything happened either and that made me uncomfortable.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

me too. suddenly anti-free speech tbh

A coworker just asked over her cubicle how anyone sees it as white/gold. Without skipping a beat I replied from mine, "because they're stupid."

that tweet is so bad it makes me want to violate some civil liberties

Am I the only one that sees blue and gold instead of white and gold or blue and black?

Actually, it was from a visit last week or so? Not that I follow the royals at all, ahem. She's one of those lucky women who carry pregnancy very small and she's got a long torso. I bet future little Princess Elizabeth Diana Aurora ShinyHair is stretching all up into her mom's ribcage.

... how do you misgrade math tests? It's... it's math! Math isn't subjective.

When I had my first, there was a baby there who was 12lbs. He was a stunningly beautiful baby, but he was in neo-natal ICU because his mom had gestational diabetes. Must've looked weird to see a giant baby next to the preemies. I suspect this woman also had gestational diabetes.

They don't need an ad agency, I can do this for them for free since they always do the same thing. Get some interesting looking model— beautiful but not classically so— and put her in white button down shirts with various types of tight pants, and then one pair of baggier rolled up pants, then a jumper/skirt overalls…

I find it very watchable in a "too lazy to find something else" way, and there are some really funny actors on it (Sarah Hyland's comic timing is awesome!), but it doesn't deserve a billion awards.

I don't know why you're being so negative. This is a wonderful meet-cute to tell the grandkids.

Having survived all that, they should have no trouble coping with keeping their underpants on.

Tis only a 2nd amendment flesh wound.

Yeah, I understand there are character limits in the headlines, but BOTH the parents were shot - and, as you said, the father was probably injured much more severely - so it's strange to omit the father from the headline entirely in favor of alerting us to the presence of a fetus. (Also smacks of the classic "women's…

I don't know how this could have happened. She is a responsible, safe gun owner!

I would encourage you to stop advocating for continued gun ownership.

Dad getting shot in the lower back seems a little more serious than Mom getting shot in the arm, even if there was a fetus present nearby.

I love how so many on here are so shocked by this. I have coworkers like this guy (& they've been at past jobs, too), & this guy is in the stores & the restaurants, & everywhere else. Oh yeah, wait a minute, his family is also just like him. I was standing in line to get a sandwich one day, & a man was telling his…

But like...the dum-dum knew who Rashida was...so surely she's seen what she looks like before? I mean Rashida's skintone isn't any darker than normal here, so WTF is wrong with that lady?