Here's a photo I took when I visited Nara park back in September. Even shenanigans like this won't fool us, deer. We're on to you now.

Well, the knife thing seems more based around not slicing your tongue open. Where as the chopsticks-use thing feels like it originates from something like, "Guys, I INVENTED these and you're ALL using them wrong. Gaaaaawd, it's like THIS. THIS. See?"

Europeans will also hold their forks upside down, at least as far as North Americans are concerned.

Fleek is sooo dramble. Like totally skerb. Just the other day I was just fnarging out at my jarbo, you know just blugging around and I thought to myself being on fleek is like the new glerble .

It's funny seeing variations of "I've had no complaints!" posted on this stuff. Because if you have to post it, well, then it was probably an issue at one time or another. Whether you knew about it or not.

I've always half-joked and half-seriously state that all you need to know about the priorities of men and the world of science is that we discovered the Goddamn atom before the clitoris.

This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:

I hope Tyler throws a bad ass party, has his hair however the fuck he wants it and everyone at the party is making fun of this letter.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

I never thought I'd care about how bitchy the kids at Harvard are. I still don't.

When my first was born I told my husband I'd jump off a cliff if anything happened to her. When we had our second I realized I'd have to stick around for the other if anything happened either and that made me uncomfortable.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

me too. suddenly anti-free speech tbh

A coworker just asked over her cubicle how anyone sees it as white/gold. Without skipping a beat I replied from mine, "because they're stupid."

that tweet is so bad it makes me want to violate some civil liberties

Am I the only one that sees blue and gold instead of white and gold or blue and black?

Actually, it was from a visit last week or so? Not that I follow the royals at all, ahem. She's one of those lucky women who carry pregnancy very small and she's got a long torso. I bet future little Princess Elizabeth Diana Aurora ShinyHair is stretching all up into her mom's ribcage.

... how do you misgrade math tests? It's... it's math! Math isn't subjective.