When I had my first, there was a baby there who was 12lbs. He was a stunningly beautiful baby, but he was in neo-natal ICU because his mom had gestational diabetes. Must've looked weird to see a giant baby next to the preemies. I suspect this woman also had gestational diabetes.

They don't need an ad agency, I can do this for them for free since they always do the same thing. Get some interesting looking model— beautiful but not classically so— and put her in white button down shirts with various types of tight pants, and then one pair of baggier rolled up pants, then a jumper/skirt overalls…

I find it very watchable in a "too lazy to find something else" way, and there are some really funny actors on it (Sarah Hyland's comic timing is awesome!), but it doesn't deserve a billion awards.

I don't know why you're being so negative. This is a wonderful meet-cute to tell the grandkids.

Having survived all that, they should have no trouble coping with keeping their underpants on.

Tis only a 2nd amendment flesh wound.

Yeah, I understand there are character limits in the headlines, but BOTH the parents were shot - and, as you said, the father was probably injured much more severely - so it's strange to omit the father from the headline entirely in favor of alerting us to the presence of a fetus. (Also smacks of the classic "women's…

I don't know how this could have happened. She is a responsible, safe gun owner!

I would encourage you to stop advocating for continued gun ownership.

Dad getting shot in the lower back seems a little more serious than Mom getting shot in the arm, even if there was a fetus present nearby.

I love how so many on here are so shocked by this. I have coworkers like this guy (& they've been at past jobs, too), & this guy is in the stores & the restaurants, & everywhere else. Oh yeah, wait a minute, his family is also just like him. I was standing in line to get a sandwich one day, & a man was telling his…

and never get tired of the fun guessing game

or if not talking about it directly, of finding like, i dunno, euphemisms for ethnicity and race.... precisely like, oh you're so tan (wink wink, wanna tell me your racial composition?)!

Nope, that's totally on census records. "Caucasian," "African American," "Hispanic," "Asian", "Dated Tupac." :)

Just when I was grumbling about how pale I was to myself (I'm half Barbadian, half Scottish and used to work on a cruise ship that went round the Caribbean providing me with much vitamin D that my home country fails to)! My, she handed it well!

Potatoe is very...exotic.

I can kind of understand not knowing if Rashida Jones wasn't a celebrity but come on! They are entertainment reporters and not knowing her father is Quincey Jones means their bad at doing their job. However I do live in an area where every European person is tanned as all hell and I have mixed heritage and am pasty af.

But like...the dum-dum knew who Rashida was...so surely she's seen what she looks like before? I mean Rashida's skintone isn't any darker than normal here, so WTF is wrong with that lady?

LOL holy shit, this is the epitome of cringe-worthy. But it reminds me of how white girls at school would tell me they were going to lay out all summer to get as tan as me (a Mexican.) Then they'd come back pink and orange.