He scored 30 points after that, and they were tied at halftime. You are a moron.

You didn’t read the damn thing, did you?

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

“I’m innocent” is not a great answer to the question “was what happened consensual?”

Oh thank God, I was worried there for a minute that there’d be a comment thread on the internet that didn’t have someone desperate to let the masses know of their complete disinterest.

It’s almost as if we have always lived in a patriarchal power structure where (mostly rich, white) males hold power at every level of government and court and are incentivized either consciously or subconsciously to maintain and exploit their power.

Huh? They don’t give a fuck who’s using PED’s, they only pretend to care if they get caught. This is common knowledge right?

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I spent a few wild and crazy Spring Breaks at Padre in the late 90s and somehow managed to avoid being indicted by a grand jury for aggravated sexual assault of a child. You’re really willing to chalk being arrested for gang rape up to youthful irresponsibility? That’s extremely fucked up.

marchman what the fuck 

Sadly, there isn’t.

Why should I care if they find Private Ryan? I already know how WWII ends!

The heckler appears to have been going after Harden throughout the game...

i cant’ think of a joke but he raped an chick and crashed his bike

Well, you know...George Washington had slaves, so it was probably a bit easier for him to find that elusive work-life balance.

That’s how my dad types. Two index fingers, striking each key with purpose, like he’s writing a strongly worded letter to Herbert Hoover

You should get a divorce

How about a memorial to the 22% of children who live in poverty in Tennessee?

My cynicism has gotten so bad that I honestly expected there to be a line at the bottom of the story that said, “The White Sox are last in the AL Central with a record of 4-14.”