First - shame one everyone involveds parents. Two of these people are actual children.

It doubles as a review for the unstoppable march of time.

Wow, this is the longest film review I’ve seen on AV Club in years. And it’s for Super Troopers 2.

I can’t view the comments at the WaPo (probably for the best), but holy crap was his article the most tone-deaf “REVERSE RACISM/SEXISM!” thing I’ve seen in a while. He included the “Mothers and sisters” thing, the “I have lady friends!” thing, the “Man, racism probably sucked, but it’s better now” thing, the “Guys, I…

Oh I imagine Casanova does have problems with Leonard, Ginobili, and Parker.

Whoa, the kid/his parents haven’t been Milkshake Ducked yet?

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

They are “leery” of homeowning because they can’t afford it.

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

wait, the Giants outfielder is named ‘Perry Meth’?

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

*gun shots ring down hallway*

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Now imagine if they made Halls of Fame into a pyramid and players were ranked into tiers.

And here we all thought The Emoji Movie would be the bomb that ended his career.

How fast can Christopher Plummer shoot Deadpool 2 scenes?

[30 seconds later]

Everybody’s older brother is going to be stoked.