Gun control. Let’s try that.

you mean the bob competition?

Dead, unfortunately.

When the coach took away the sled, the athletes had to get up, stand up; stand up on the ice.

I remember when we used to sled . . .

If the coach fronted the money for the sled and they’re kicking her off the team right before the Olympics (honestly, for whatever reason...it doesn’t even matter), then they really should pay her for the sled if they want to use it. They can’t really just claim it as theirs if they never paid for it. This whole thing…

So the story says...

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

Comment username synergy?

Is this a bit

They’re all in Tommy Westphall’s head anyway.

First of all, the screenplay was adapted while only the first book existed and the other two were not yet written (Source, about halfway down).

“If he ever does want to do a figure skating game, I totally call dibs on making it,” he said.

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

I feel like that’s not what is important here, dude.

This is why I require my kids to murder one hobo per month. LEARN HOW UNIMPORTANT AND INCONSEQUENTIAL HUMAN LIFE IS, KIDS!!!

Anything is possible.

I see you also read the last paragraph of the article, nice work.