i cant’ think of a joke but he raped an chick and crashed his bike

I’m so grateful, this run has been amazing...

Well, you know...George Washington had slaves, so it was probably a bit easier for him to find that elusive work-life balance.

That’s how my dad types. Two index fingers, striking each key with purpose, like he’s writing a strongly worded letter to Herbert Hoover

You should get a divorce

How about a memorial to the 22% of children who live in poverty in Tennessee?

I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited for a movie. This is going to be the longest 4 days of my life.

My cynicism has gotten so bad that I honestly expected there to be a line at the bottom of the story that said, “The White Sox are last in the AL Central with a record of 4-14.”

First - shame one everyone involveds parents. Two of these people are actual children.

It doubles as a review for the unstoppable march of time.

Wow, this is the longest film review I’ve seen on AV Club in years. And it’s for Super Troopers 2.

I can’t view the comments at the WaPo (probably for the best), but holy crap was his article the most tone-deaf “REVERSE RACISM/SEXISM!” thing I’ve seen in a while. He included the “Mothers and sisters” thing, the “I have lady friends!” thing, the “Man, racism probably sucked, but it’s better now” thing, the “Guys, I…

Okay, headcanon is now that this is a thing in the John Wick universe, and this movie is set there.

Oh I imagine Casanova does have problems with Leonard, Ginobili, and Parker.

Whoa, the kid/his parents haven’t been Milkshake Ducked yet?

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

wait, the Giants outfielder is named ‘Perry Meth’?

[30 seconds later]

Everybody’s older brother is going to be stoked.