You can when a school superintendent is involved and it’s a football team in Texas.

It’s what happens when you view sexuality exclusively through a lens of power: it makes the idea of being penetrated inherently degrading (regardless of gender). There are definitely cases like these that are tinged with a frisson of sublimated homosexual desire, but for the most part, the sexual orientation of the…

brita takes out the ancient particles that you actually need in order to decalcify your pineal gland and maintain true inner equilibrium, i.e. - no ankle sprains.

honestly: ankle sprains are just a holographic phantom of a truer inner projection of your ankles. I could explain more but that would involve you knowing…

Major League Penis

“Hey, glad you made it! Good to see you. I have those new contracts here for you to review — but first, you’ll probably want to shower. Bathroom’s right down the hall.”

Money Balls

Trouble With the Perv

This probably won’t really hurt CSE in any way, seeing that all of Wood’s clients were all washed up.

You don’t get it. This only makes her stronger. She can now attack Paul Reiser from all directions.

Helen is a great lady but she dug her own grave... what else can I say

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

That escalated quickly.

Yet no one says a thing about the *all female* nominees for Best Actress.

Did she make them listen to the Shins?

I was being sarcastic. Crash is an awful film.

Shit, does this mean I can’t enjoy Crash anymore?

Ugly. Woman.

“Let’s each do our own version of these ideas!”