Stop pettifogging the issue, you accursed mountebank.

For the next installment, can we get timestamps?

Really impressed with how much hate mail Lauren has gotten in such a short time, she’s one to keep an eye on.

I bet even Trump fell for this one.

my family read your comment and they are offended

First time on Deadspin, eh?

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

Holy fuck, that’s just fucking awful. One of the best pitchers I’ve ever seen. Look at these fucking performances. No skin in any of the teams he played for, just saddened at the loss of a guy I truly enjoyed watching.

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

It’s baseball, not rocket science. Just need a (somewhat) live body to slowly amble out there and make a pitching change for every single at-bat in a playoff game.

Bless your heart.

I think we should be more worried about BIG FIG.

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

Libertarian needs help.

News at 11.

Too early. I think a rookie has to be, like, insanely butt, with no possible injuries explaining it, to make this list.

Holy cow, are we making an issue out of this? I saw the Beyond Stranger Things episode myself and Sadie was embarrassed, but not traumatized. If you get a job in Hollywood you eventually have to pretend to kiss people you don’t love in real life. It’s how acting works. Quit grasping at straws just because you’re…