I feel like you guys should network with your new io9 colleagues so you can better avoid these embarrassing overlapping articles.

God, his parents must be so proud. Kid is only 18, he’s barely out of high school, and he’s already spewing meaningless buzzwords and billing for utterly useless services like a consultant two or three times his age!

SOMEBODY GET THESE MUTHAFUCKIN ZOOS OF THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOAT! CARLA WAS THE PROM QUEEN!

His films have lens flares (lots of them), he made a career with this aesthetic choice.... also you’re really complaining about memes?

Are we not not doing spelling anymore?

the clown only one was great. tons of parking available.

This is some fucking click bait bullshit advertising for a BTS video.

It’s not an unfair thing to say. First thing I thought of when Edelman got hurt.

One less year of brutal head trauma. Way to take the W on this one Eric.

Aww man. Just 7 more and he could run his own scrimmages.

Or foot stuff!

Well for starters “mulatto” is out.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Really making your audience do the work on this one

Thank the Maker!

Yeah, Blue Ruin all the way.

I’m still getting used to singling out Green Room as Saulnier’s defining movie. Green Room was good, but it was distinguished by how relentless it was in escalating the tension and violence. I think Blue Ruin showed more potential for a deliberate, considerate approach to violence that an episodic TV series like True…

AND he still had time for this video! Imagine if he focused just on baseball...