Are we not going to acknowledge Ace Ventura’s rampant transphobia?

Forgive me if I’m mistaken but I always thought that was two men in the picture.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Holy shit, it is. I thought you were joking, but it’s totally an acrostic. I guess that’s what happens when you get a bunch of arts majors to write a resignation letter.

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

I’m interested in knowing more about this water skiing squirrel you speak of.

The alliterative beauty of “Dixon sucks donkey dicks” is undeniable.

The Ark of the Covenant from Raiders of the Lost Ark. You could use that as a cooler at a tailgate.

John Hammond’s amber cane from Jurassic Park.

I’m sendin you to Jesus

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

God can take me instead.

Pretty sure the only polos in his closet are of the green, sky blue, and dark purple striped variety.

“You are literally the person in the photo.”

Cvjetanovic said:

Your right to privacy (this isn’t a free speech issue, numbnuts) ends when you parade your idiocy in public.

So GoDaddy was totally cool with DailyStormer up until now?