Keep in mind this is someone whose name is a dumb joke from a bad show from 20 years ago.

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

Would have taken him less time to rank all his Any Given Wednesday episodes.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

This, of course, is the top notch investigating that I come here for! Well done as always, sir, well done!

You know who else needs to get fucked? The NFL for requiring you to view their highlights on Twitter’s app/website instead of allowing embeds on other websites. Fuck off with that shit.

You can see yourself out.

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.

I just realized this is the same guy:

Now THIS is what I’m talking about. This is how you do an alternate history. I can’t WAIT to see this.

I was not expecting this level of truth when I clicked on Deadspin this morning. Damn, man.

Bartman gave a lengthy statement of his own and decried his “harsh scapegoating:”

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

I’m all about making the game safer, but as a defensive player, I’m not a big fan of it

Seated right next to Adams on the dais was NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who offered no noticeable reaction.

I’m honestly surprised it’s not Graviti

I was wondering the same. Came in looking for information, still equally confused.

I have no f***ing clue either who they are or why we should care.

Guessing children of rich people. That’s all it takes.