Shawn Long’s Lawn Blog

You shut your fucking mouth.

Jon meets up with Arya early on and gets fast-travel tips :).

This is the John Clayton ponytail of our time.

Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…

Hold please... [checks YouTube]... hate to break it to you:

Is Phil Jackson Dumb Enough To Trade Porzingis For Paul George?

Zack deleted this one but my god

Well I guess this means I have to like Kershaw now.

These women - Lili Bernard, Jewel Allison - they are fucking warriors. They are the ones we need to teach our sons and daughters about. The courage, compassion, strength and LOVE of these women in the face of such disgusting injustice and disrespect will be something I’ll never forget.

Why is the top photo from their game against Penn State?

Today I learned the price of an innocent man’s life is “two jobs, possibly, depending on how good their union contract is.”

Great story.

“Of a certain age...” hurts to read for a guy like me who remembers watching Telfair play against Raymond Felton in Myrtle Beach when they were both in high school.

There were like 9 teams in the league at the time, most of them bad.

Not sure Bob Cousey is going to stay in front of Curry on defense.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

With all the money they make off Wonder Woman they can probably afford to hire a man.