“You know what I like.”

in a cell phone photo of an email delivered via a Twitter direct message.

I so wanted this to be them fighting eachother

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

I’m saying that this jazz band is like the band that played on the Titanic

With polish.

In the Terry Gross interview, Franken said Republicans and Democrats alike were wary of him when he got to the Senate - Republicans because they worried he was just going to make fun of them and Democrats because they thought he’d be a media hog - and he wanted to signal that he was serious about doing the job. So he…

Pryor’s agent: I’ve got good news! You’ve been traded.

Gadot’s service and her outspoken support for the IDF in subsequent years have led many to accuse her of being a Zionist—in the term’s most controversial interpretation.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??????

It seems very Russian to insult someone by saying they have “weak hands”.

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

big idiot’s beef

This:

“Don’t mind if I do....”

His big toe looks like a pepper that you find in the back of your fridge after a year.

If it doesn’t show me how to make these it’s a pass.