With polish.

In the Terry Gross interview, Franken said Republicans and Democrats alike were wary of him when he got to the Senate - Republicans because they worried he was just going to make fun of them and Democrats because they thought he’d be a media hog - and he wanted to signal that he was serious about doing the job. So he…

Pryor’s agent: I’ve got good news! You’ve been traded.

It seems very Russian to insult someone by saying they have “weak hands”.

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

big idiot’s beef

This:

“Don’t mind if I do....”

His big toe looks like a pepper that you find in the back of your fridge after a year.

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

Efficiently??? This is like the fourth time he’s been embroiled in essentially the same scandal. Huma has the patience of a Saint, frankly.

Those two things are no longer mutually exclusive.

Hi, longtime reader, first time contributor. I went through the trouble of making an account just to tell you that this is the worst comment I have ever read on here.

The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

And to celebrate, the couple proceeded to engage in some serious Hinkie panky.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?