The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Oh, you poor man. Watching Revis get a ring with NE must have killed you.

So...he has risen?

How to cosplay as Modok:

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

“Uh, preferably not like Brandon Knight?”

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

But the EMALS!

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

*reads take*

Wait, so you are saying Deadspin should be shitting on Kathy Berman, a person who has as far as I know never done anything horrible?

is this supposed to be some larger point about how media should be nicer to public figures? because fuck you

Purely anecdotal, but I heard zero kids discussing this show before the school board sent out panicky letters to parents. Now they’ve all seen it.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I watched the original interview and the article leaves out that all of this was said in a very light-hearted and facetious manner. He wasn’t seriously complaining about not being recognized. He was joking about it. I have fairly neutral opinions regarding Bacon but the article sort of misrepresents the interview.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.