I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

But the EMALS!

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

*reads take*

Wait, so you are saying Deadspin should be shitting on Kathy Berman, a person who has as far as I know never done anything horrible?

is this supposed to be some larger point about how media should be nicer to public figures? because fuck you

Purely anecdotal, but I heard zero kids discussing this show before the school board sent out panicky letters to parents. Now they’ve all seen it.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I watched the original interview and the article leaves out that all of this was said in a very light-hearted and facetious manner. He wasn’t seriously complaining about not being recognized. He was joking about it. I have fairly neutral opinions regarding Bacon but the article sort of misrepresents the interview.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

“What has he really done to draw so much ire besides be outwardly Christian?”

And take the spot of any one of thousands of recent high school and college players more deserving than he is. Don’t forget that in your little “poor Timmy, victim of mean old Deadspin” lamentation.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

Totally agree. That was part of why the late 90's/early 00's Kings were a lot of fun to watch. Vlade Divac, Chris Webber and Brad Miller were all excellent passing big guys. The Gasol brothers are both great passers. The Kerr Warriors seem to love to have those guys as well. Bogut was a great passer, and now David…

From a legal perspective, I think the initial question is where would Fyre Festival be without Ja Rule, and based on that, we can determine liability, and whether or not to put it on him.

I’d set up shop underneath that badboy and let pancakes fall into my mouth until I died

So that is why you unionized. To demand a pancake machine.

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.