Wait until they figure out that all the teachers are actually cyborgs sent from the future to ensure Harry lives.

The book is literally a decade old. The movie is 6 years old. The expiration date on spoilers has long since passed.

You feel they should have put a spoiler tag on a ten year old book/six year old movie?

Can’t tell if serious or trolling, but either way go fuck yourself.

I’m on Book 4.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

I think he should have stopped about here.

The hospital where I was born was demolished two decades ago. I think this means I technically don’t exist. WooooooOooOoooo spooky!

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

Whatever, maybe I’m a sucker but I actually liked the ad. Life is complicated but some things aren’t - if you’ve worked with someone to build something and had a positive experience, why wouldn’t you sit down and socialise with them. Engaging with each other more and straying from our self-imposed “camps” is what we…

Actually, had Steve Jobs lived, he would be one year older than Tom Hanks (Tom is 60, Steve would have been 61). So yes much older than Zuckerberg, Brin, or Page, but the same age as Gates and a little older than Bezos (55).

Why is this a GIF? (Also, Ja Rule, eeesh, come on guy.)

Are the letters blinking or should I consult with my doctor?

I’m legit looking forward to the “Lonzo Ball finally gets tired of this shit, cuts business ties with his father, father utterly baffled” story that feels like it’s about five years away.

All I can think to myself is how incredibly excited Lonzo would be to sign a shoe deal with Nike or Adidas. That’s every young basketball player’s dream.

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.

I remember the episode airing, and what a big deal it was for my [very closeted] high school friends. I remember fellow classmates being absolutely awful about the show, about Ellen, about having “gayness” forced on them or whatever.

People shit on Draft Day for being unrealistic, but in reality, some GMs really are that stupid.

I think anyone attending a draft party has already lost.