David S. Goyer? Awesome. Now if only they could get Damon Lindelof to lend a hand. That would be every MotU fan’s dream! Hey, wow, here’s a thought: I hear Brett Ratner has kind of a free schedule these days. Come on, Sony!

I’ve just always imagined they’re part of some bizarre alternate universe where everything has been switched multiple times and it’s only a matter of time until we see a car use a human being as a phone or something.

Did they say anything about why they think it makes sense for universities to be running professional-level minor-league sports operations to begin with?

The problem with Thomas Harris are that his books often have a solid feminist core... but are also profoundly transphobic and homophobic. Nearly all his serial killers (of which there are something like a dozen in total) are either gay, transgendered, transexuals, victims of homosexual rape, or some combination - bar…

Anything feminist about Silence of the Lambs is completely undermined by how wildly transphobic Buffalo Bill is. They try to talk around how that character isn’t actually a trans woman but it doesn’t really work. There’s no getting around the fact that they made the final horror at the end of a gauntlet of misogyny a…

Silence of the Lambs, incidentally, is a deeply feminist film. I love this brief shot from near the beginning, which tells you basically everything you need to know about Clarice, the FBI, and the entire movie:

Yes, it’s super annoying.

Threadjack: is anybody else seeing Jez flipped? Usually on my screen the stories are on the right and the “you may want to” stuff’s on the left but it’s all turned around.

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Omg they all have pancreatic cancer?

For fuck’s sake. Surly there are less disgusting ways to avoid getting drafted by the Cleveland Browns.

ok good talk

Most mainstream media outlets have an editorial bias against Trump, largely because he’s a liar and they don’t know how to handle it. But war is really great for ratings.

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

I’m sure he’ll be anxious to stick it to the teams that passed on him.

Yeah. This reminds me why I stopped reading interviews with actors in magazines a while back. Is there a German word for the disappointment you feel when you realize an actor/musician/etc isn’t what you’d like them to be? I feel there is. They have the best words for dark feelings.

Wait, didn’t GotG introduce like, 10 characters and get you to care about them?

Bishop! Hey man!