Goddamn dammit! Can we abandon this trend of pre-trailer-fast-cuts of the trailer we’re about see? It got old almost immediately.

I watched the original interview and the article leaves out that all of this was said in a very light-hearted and facetious manner. He wasn’t seriously complaining about not being recognized. He was joking about it. I have fairly neutral opinions regarding Bacon but the article sort of misrepresents the interview.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

Well, Poe was originally meant to bite the dust, so this might be from an earlier draft where was simply not around to take BB-8 back.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

“What has he really done to draw so much ire besides be outwardly Christian?”

And take the spot of any one of thousands of recent high school and college players more deserving than he is. Don’t forget that in your little “poor Timmy, victim of mean old Deadspin” lamentation.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

Totally agree. That was part of why the late 90's/early 00's Kings were a lot of fun to watch. Vlade Divac, Chris Webber and Brad Miller were all excellent passing big guys. The Gasol brothers are both great passers. The Kerr Warriors seem to love to have those guys as well. Bogut was a great passer, and now David…

From a legal perspective, I think the initial question is where would Fyre Festival be without Ja Rule, and based on that, we can determine liability, and whether or not to put it on him.

the Jazz last night, scoring 22 in a victo.......

Maybe work the word ‘wounded’ or ‘recovering’ or something like that into the headline, Mr. Headline Guy?

Apparently he was shot in the leg. Might as well chop those things off at this point and cut your losses, Brandon.

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

He reminds me of Bodie Broadus.

I’d set up shop underneath that badboy and let pancakes fall into my mouth until I died

So that is why you unionized. To demand a pancake machine.

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.