Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I’m gonna guess that the writer’s on this show couldn’t think of a tagline that didn’t center on her being black, so they just chose to leave it blank.

took me an embarrassingly long time

And this is why I would never, EVER, seriously consider living in New York city.

I just grabbed a snack from the office kitchen. Thanks, I am now no longer hungry.

I said STEP for a reason.

I love and support you, as I always have, as if you were my own step son

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

I swear that if that happens I will sit through the movie, probably enjoy it, and not really complain all that much!

lol you wish you could quit.

It’s early I guess for the gif party, but I’m flying United today so who knows if I’ll be alive then.

It’s not surprising to find that none of the dishes include chocolate. It makes him throw up.

Jumbo Diaz is a pretty goddamn good baseball name.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

Garak is sort of a good guy, I guess? Kinda? Maybe? Gul Macet is also a possibility, though he only appeared in one episode. He’s just kind of a regular dude in the Cardassian military. There were also some lady Cardassian scientists in one episode of DS9 that weren’t bad.

You clicked on Jeff Teague.