Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I’m gonna guess that the writer’s on this show couldn’t think of a tagline that didn’t center on her being black, so they just chose to leave it blank.

took me an embarrassingly long time

And this is why I would never, EVER, seriously consider living in New York city.

I just grabbed a snack from the office kitchen. Thanks, I am now no longer hungry.

I said STEP for a reason.

I love and support you, as I always have, as if you were my own step son

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

It’s not surprising to find that none of the dishes include chocolate. It makes him throw up.

Jumbo Diaz is a pretty goddamn good baseball name.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

You clicked on Jeff Teague.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Nope. Everyone likes Pop. He’s about as universally beloved as someone as successful as he is can get. The man is self aware, erudite on the issues of the day and fucking great at his job both as a hardened winner but also a according to his plays as a creator of a nurturing environment for both young and old.

Whats…

This is how that article starts:

He wrote that 8 years ago.

every time I see an old Simmons mini rant like that I am genuinely embarrassed for spending so many hours reading his stuff over the years.

I think it’s safe to say Bill Simmons columns have NOT held up over time. For some reason I clicked the link and read the whole column. There was lots of cringing.