GOOD DOGS

This is the new normal for the app-based start-up society we’ve become:

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

Ashley Feinberg is a national fucking treasure.

Ashley, this is seriously amazing work.

I have a feeling this season will be the final grab for power, then season 8 is the big showdown with the Walkers. That said, Dany and Jon working together is an almost-certainty, given they’ve been seen filming together.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

I hate that I don’t know if either one of you is kidding.

Even if it wasn’t ugly, what’s the likelihood of a new brand competing with Nike/UA/etc.? Lavar’s really doing a disservice to his son’s earning power, because the sensible thing would’ve been to grab an established brand’s sponsorship.

What are children for, if not to vicariously live through and shamelessly profit off of?

Well...

Sean Bean would be great. One problem, though: Cable survives everything.

Not even close. Jon Bernthal gets the top spot.

I knew the second I watched this that the greys would be full of people insisting this dunk isn’t a dunk.

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

That was Katherine if I’m not mistaken.

Sure, the fact that Jumanji is now a video game is weird

Hell yes.