Eat Arby’s.

It’s not too early, I would merely add two further sets of quotation marks around the word Quarterback.

Oh, that’s the stuff.

Is it too early to start referring to him as “Journeyman Quarterback Brock Osweiler?”

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

It’s easier to get loose and generate that winning aura when you have less skin in the game.

As a Bears fan, I am far more concerned about the impact Mike’s wife Yoko Gono has on his life than I am about his QB skills.

If he shits the bed? Have you had Chicago-style pizza?

This is an NFL story. What’s a union?

Which, of course, means that Westbrook is singlehandedly robbing OKC of the chance of grabbing a top-3 pick in a loaded draft, which could go far to mitigate the loss of Kevin Durant a year ago. Has any player done more to cripple the next decade of his team’s development this year than RW? I think not. MVP? …

This headline had me really nervous that Mom and Dad were gonna fight, but then Mom and Dad didn’t fight and that was good. .

Whatever. You think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes.

Yeah, this is a good point.

Adding to the pile of stupidity is that we are so numbed by LeBron’s greatness, we somehow let Kawhi pass him just for the right to sneak into the MVP race. LeBron is only averaging career highs in both assists and rebounds this season. But sure, let’s talk about Kawhi’s 3.4 and 6.0 in those categories.

This is an extremely good comment.

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

Do you also like him because he is articulate?

I would have sex with a pig to make these people go away.