While not ESPN talent I would gladly listen to Charles Barkley and Shaq over anyone who went to school to pursue a professional career in broadcast journalism

When Darren Rovell comes begging you guys for a job, can you please require him as a condition of his employment that he respond to every single comment on his posts?

Gee golly, I wonder who will get cut more? The folks that went to school to pursue a professional career in broadcast journalism, or the former athletes that barely manage to put together two consecutive coherent thoughts?

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

Hey, at least no one disrespected the troops by kneeling during the national anthem.

“Van Helsing staked pain in me.” - Dracula

I thought this guy died on the last season of X-Files.

That can’t be right. It’s been at least 8 years, at least, hasn’t it?

“nothing burger”

Month 2

Stay safe.

Fuck Trump. Can’t wait until my contract is up in 14 months, so I can run for the fucking hills....That is if I don’t die on some damned foolish Crusade during this Kuwait deployment I leave for tomorrow.😂

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

I went back and watched again and his brake lights are totally on in the air hahaha

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

there’s no way the speed in that video is 115 mph

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

It was literally you.

“I want y’all to know that that is not me,” Norton, referring to her previous behavior with the Respect the Flag group, tearfully told the courtroom. “That is not me. That is not [Torres].”