“I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us”

“I was devastated by the use of my image in place of my great friend and long-time collaborator Janet Patterson...I am alive and well and an active producer.”

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Your mom seems to think so.

You seem fun.

Stop making up fake band names.

I still haven’t gotten over “Shakespeare in Love” winning best picture over “Saving Private Ryan”.

If that’s his thought process, then he’s a fool. Thomas is 28 and almost certainly will be washed up before whomever the Celtics take with their first pick in the upcoming draft comes of age. Meanwhile, Boston has not been an attractive free-agent destination at any point in my lifetime. The odds still are overwhelming…

You’re assuming they’ll have an actual championship window 2-3 years from now. That’s nuts! Isaiah is 28; Horford is 30. In two or three years they’ll both be washed up.

When the president can call everything fake news and unfair, well, so can everyone else.

I can’t believe this is the world we live in now...

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

whoa

This is a bad take and I hate the Celtics and don’t care about Paul Pierce at all.

He took the easy road by going back to Cleveland? Instead of re-upping with the team that he took to the finals 4 straight years?

Goddamn it’s fun to watch him run down a block.

OKC Fan: “We got Taj? What a Mahal!”

Went to the YT page. Saw the dislike count and realized going there was a mistake. *le sigh*