A real doctor.

Strap them to the wing

I’ll knock it. Fuck is wrong with you?

I dunno, as a fan of the TWO-TIME PACIFIC DIVISION CHAMPIONS Sacramento Kings, I’m down with all banners.

Less

I didn’t. National Anything Day is stupid and made up.

lol way to lose your job for 26 likes and 8 RTs, dumbass.

What?

what

Unequivocally.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

Blocked, banned, and reported

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

um.....Lock Her Up?

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

Gronk looks like he’s constantly showing women the IMDB page for The Entourage Movie.

I imagine the relationship between Gronk and Belichick is similar to that of Forrest Gump and Bear Bryant.

“his” or “His”?

Fuck that. There’s a reason Chipotle and Qdoba charge extra for guac and just slop salsa on like it’s ketchup.