With soccer the one thing you always have to be focused on is kicking the ball as hard as you can whenever it get anywhere near you. My question is, under new management, will these guys be able to do the one thing that matters in soccer: kicking the ball as hard as you possibly can whenever you have the chance.

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

I bet Shaq could still toss Barkley’s fat ass out the front door, Uncle Phil style.

Now I wanna see a Fresh Prince reboot where wacky youth Jaden Smith moves in with his Uncle Shaq

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

I look forward to the second interview installment that hypothesizes what would have happened if Simmons leaving ESPN and founding The Ringer had been a good idea and everything had worked out smoothly.

I’m too poor to know who he is.

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

Suprised the headline was not “Watch Steph Curry hit a mid-court shot off his father’s hands!!”

Gibson hates Jews, yes.

well if we are all dead that does explain why Frederick Douglass is still around

I’m pretty sure the last 2 of five were split between hunter green and burgundy.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

Nah. Sobriety memoirs are more boring.  

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I don’t speak this language. Can somebody translate?