Every time I see his face, I’m reminded of the way he spoke to Van Jones on Election Night and wonder why Van didn’t punch this guy in the face. And then I remember he’s a gentleman and a much better person than I ever am.

STFU Lewandowski. You putrid little creep.

Just came here to say: Damn, Obama looks fine in that leather jacket.

Difference is that Cornell is not a scholarship, per se. They can get you into the school, and they can provide financial aid to the extent that your family is determined to need it, but they don’t pay for tuition, room, board, etc.

When your best and only offers are from UConn, Monmouth and Cornell, how do you not go with Cornell? Sure, there’s the glory and tradition of the CoNfLiCT, but with Cornell at least you get a diploma from an Ivy to go with your CTE.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

#peptalktruthers

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

It was Olivia’s description of their backyard balling that apparently irked his father.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

I don’t see any yellow pipes..how’d he expect me to know where to look?

Elin Woods.

Nobody likes a tease.

This also adds a new layer to that State Farm ad where he says “NOBODY COMES INTO MY HOUSE”.

And sometimes with one another.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

/Nod furiously

What the hell is a bread and milk sandwich?

Calm down with the all caps, Weather Service. Did you hire my uncle Tommy or something?