New York City baby, the city of lights, dreams.

Blackduck Minnesota. A very balmy 31 degrees below zero this morning.

It makes me anxious for you that you put a screenshot of your work email up.

Messy? I’m just amazed everything stays on it when the whole thing is upside down. Technological breakthrough.

I can almost see through my boss’ window from my window!

Here you go, Albert.

No windows here, just blank walls

The Texas Capitol aka The Bad Idea Factory

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Not really wanting a reply to this question, it’s more rhetorical - but who the fuck 1) watches a video of a suicide and 2) decides to share it? Jesus wept, man...

The video ... ends with the girl hanging from the tree for around 20 minutes as the sun sets, while a woman off-camera can be heard calling her name.

I find the headline misleading. When I clicked I expected it to be that FB was refusing to remove the video for whatever reason- instead it’s people sharing, which FB can’t be privy to every post. Using “can’t GET FB” to delete implies FB is actively refusing.

Browns: [Hires a 12 year old]

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

I was starting to feel old because I’m older than the majority of NFL players. I am not prepared to be older than the coaches.

Rams broadcast

HERSHEY’S SPECIAL IS WHAT JAY GLAZER CALLS IT WHEN HIS WIFE TAKES A DUMP ON HIS CHEST

Hershey’s Chocolate is fucking terrible and I will fight people over this. They’ve conditioned America to accept it as the standard for milk chocolate when in reality it’s like 90% corn syrup. I’ll eat it if it is sitting around, but it’s trash compared to other readily available brands like Lindt and Ghiradelli.…

You may wish to revist the series finale of Dinosaurs then.